The Five Hardest Questions For Men 1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think that she is more beautiful than me?
5. What would you do if I died?
1. What are you thinking about?
What women want to hear is:
“I am sorry for being in my thoughts dear. I was only thinking about how great, careful, beautiful and intelligent you are, and how happy I am to have you”. However, the real answer to the question would probably be ‘About football. About how you gained weight. About how XY is more beautiful than you’ or something similar.
2. Do you love me?
The correct answer is “YES!” If you want to be more convincing you can say “OF COURSE DEAR!”.
Incorrect answers are:
“Yes, okay… let me watch television”
“If I say yes, will you stop bugging me?”
“It depends on what you mean by that term”
3. Do I look fat?
Do yourself a favour and ask her in a surprised tone: “Of course not!”
Do not allow the following to come out:
“Compared to what?”
“I would not say that you are fat, but you are not slim either”
“No, those extra five kilograms look great on you”
4. Do you think she is more beautiful than me?
Really, do we have to tell you the answer to this question? Nobody will ever be more beautiful than your current girlfriend.
“You have a better personality”, “She is not more beautiful, just thinner” and other variants will only mean you will spend the rest of your life sleeping on the couch.
5. What would you do if I died?
Okay… with this question you cannot win. There is no correct answer. Whatever you say will be the wrong answer. Even when you think you have the perfect answer, stop. Why do you have the perfect answer? Have you thought about the time when she will not be alive? Who will you bring in instead of her? Maybe that neighbour from the third floor who keeps looking at you?